Aminado ako. Bakla ako. Lalake ang gusto ko. Pero pagdating sa paggamit ng baklese o gay lingo, mahina ako. Mabagal ang pick up ko.
At nitong Sept 9, nabasa ko ang colum ni Bum Tenorio. Dito natalakay ang mga linggo na kadalasang ginagamit ng mga bakla. Share ko lang sa inyo.
Here are some baklese terms from the names of famous celebrities and personalities now:
Wit or wiz is no.
Yesterday, flanguk or flanggana is yes.
Anda or Dats Entertainment is money.
X-men means gay, from the literal translation “former men.” Of course, its synonyms are: Badingger-Z, badesh, badesa, vaklur, beki, bekbek, bekimon. If someone is still in the closet, he’s called berdugo or berde ang dugo. A very handsome macho gay is called bektas or bekham.
Batang X is a young gay boy. He’s also called badette.
Tiburcio, Tumbang preso, Tom Babauta or Tivoli ice cream means tomboy.
Girlitas patatas, girls; umbaw, boys.
Lafuk is food; lafez or lafang is to eat.
Mudrabelles is mother; fudrabelles is father.
Mi-meander, from the Tagalog word memya, means later.Or later lily.
Bigamy is big. Cryola means to cry. Sheraton bed means to share.
Hipon is someone who has a drop-dead gorgeous body but not gifted with a nice face; lollipop means having a nice face with skinny physique.
Pamintang durog is someone who’s gay but does not admit it yet. Ditto with Peppermint Patty.
Thunders, Thunder Cats or Thunder Gozaimas means old. It can also be gurs, guribang or simply loley.
Kim Chiu means “kimkimin ang galit” or bottled up emotions.
Stress Drilon refers to a stressed-out person. (The word was first used in 2008, when TV journalist Ces Drilon was kept hostage by the Abu Sayyaf in Mindanao.)
Hagardo Versoza is haggard.
Hagardina Bonnevie is haggard yet still beautiful.
Tya Nena or Chanda Romero is tiyan or stomach.
Tom Jones, Tommy Hilfiger and Tommy Abuel all mean the same: hungry or gutom.
Busogie Alcasid means busog or full.
Afraidie Aguilar means afraid.
Dead Madela for deadma or dead malice.
Bill Blass for bilbil or love handles.
Charo Santos Conscious for getting conscious. If you blush after seeing your crush or hearing a joke, you’re getting Charo Santos-Concious.
Smellanie Marquez is to smell.
Pilar Pilapil means to fall in line.
Debrales simply means without bra.
Payatola Khomeini is a skinny person. Majubis is the antonym of Payatola.
Majinit Jackson means hot.
Kainez Veneracion or Kairita Avila means being in an irritating situation.
Carmi Martin is for karma.
Mahalia Mendez is mahal or expensive as opposed to Morayta, which means mura or cheap.
Criselda Volks, selda or prison; Lito Lapid, lips to lips; Aling Puring or Purita Kalaw, poor; Rica Peralejo, rich; Bitter Ocampo, bitter in life; Viveka Babajee, a person with long chin.
Julanis Morissette is ulan or rain. If the rain is strong, it’s called Renee Salud. If it’s a super typhoon, it’s Armida Siguion-Reyna. Remember, everything is in the root word — ulan or rain.
Lady Gaga is for, well, gaga. Nicki Minaj is for ménage a trois.
My friend Chong Ardivilla, a former Humanities professor at the University of the Philippines, says that I should not forget the word “badets” or gay cadets.
Issey Miyake is for nag-iisa or alone.
Cynthia Luster is for “Sino s’ya?”
Janno Gibbs means to give. Budji Layug is for budget. “I-Janno Gibbs mo ako ng Budji Layug so I can finish the project.”
Kalaban ni Hitler means small. The origin is from the word “Jew,” which sounds like jutay in Visayan dialect, meaning small. So, the bekbeks, knowing Hitler’s relationship with the Jews, arrived with the term — kalaban ni Hitler.
Zsa Zsa Padilla is an expression that is used to end a conversation (“O, s’ya.”) while Teofisto Guingona means to go or to leave. You say “Teofisto” when you bid someone goodbye. Here’s a sentence: Zsa Zsa Padilla, Teofisto Guingona na ako. (Okay, okay. I’m going home now.)
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Ilang Masasarap sa Bench Universe
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| Sarap ni Pancho Magno |
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| Bakat |
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| Yummy |
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| Alex Castro |
Paunawa: Hindi po ako ang may-ari ng mga larawan.
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Tiklop
Dumating ako sa gym bandang 7PM. Bago pa man ako umakyat sa 3rd floor kung nasaan ang gym, nakita ko na ang motor ni crush. Pangalanan natin siyang C. Si C ay guwapo. Matangkad. Moreno. Mukha siyang Marc Nelson sa paningin ko. Parang may pagkabanlag pero bagay sa kanya.
Mahilig sa basketball si C. Nakilala ko siya sa dating gym. Nagreachout na ako sa kanya through FB pero deadma. Lalake ka siya. Pamilyado.
Ayun nga. 5:30 PM pa lang daw ay nasa gym na siya. For sure matatagalan siya sa pagwoworkout. Hindi ako komportable na magworkout kasama siya. Nacoconscious ako. Tumitiklop ako. Basta paranoid.
Hinintay ko muna na matapos siya bago ako nag-chest program. Haist! Ang guwapo niya.
8PM na ako nakapagsimula at natapos ng 9:35.
Chest, biceps, triceps. Yun!
Joseph Marco on Cosmo Top 10
Bili na tayo ng Cosmo's September 2012 issue nang makilala na rin natin ang iba pang 69 hunks na pasok sa banga.
Ang Cosmo Bachelor Bash 2012 ay gaganapin sa September 18.
Cover ng Cosmo si Paulo Avelino
Pasok din sa top 10 sina Mikael Daez, Markki Stroem, John Spainhour, John James Uy,
Semerad Twins (Anthony and David Semerad), Ian Batherson, Alden Richards, JM De Guzman
at Joseph Marco.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Sa Jeep
May nakasabay akong pasahero sa jeep kagabi. Sumakay ako galing Libertad. Siya naman ay sa Vito Cruz. Pagkaabot pa lang ng bayad ay tinitigan na niya ako. Binalikan ko rin siya ng tingin. Ng sulyap. Paulit-ulit. Pabalik-balik.
Magkasunod kaming bumaba ng jeep sa bandang Pedro Gil, tapat ng 7-11. Umuulan. Dumiretso siya sa bilihan ng yosi. Ako naman ay tumambay sa labas ng store. Chinecheck niya ang cellphone niya. Ako naman, kunwari may hinihintay. Hanggang sa magpang-abot muli ang aming mga mata.
Inapproached niya ako. Nag-usap na kami. Kahit anong pwedeng itanong tinanong ko na. Estudyante siya. Graduating sa La Salle. Ilang minuto pa ang lumipas. Mga 10 hanggang 15 minuto.
Tinanong ko siya.
"May gagawin ka ba? Nagmamadali ka bang umuwi?"
"Hindi naman," sabi niya.
"Gusto mo mag-check-in?" nahihiya kong tanong.
"Hindi ako ganong klase eh," sagot niya.
Parang napahiya naman ako. Humingi ako nang paumanhin.
Inabot ko sa kanya ang aking mahiwagang calling card.
Kinamayan ko siya at sinabing mauna na ako.
"Wait ko text mo ah!"
"Sige".
TO BE CONTINUED
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